sudo systemctl stop talking T-Shirt
sudo systemctl stop talking T-Shirt
For when politeness has been deprecated and you need root-level silence. Perfect for open office floors, stand-ups that should've been Slack threads, and anyone who won't stop explaining their Kubernetes setup. Your coworkers will either laugh or finally take the hint.
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Description
Description
• Soft, everyday tee designed for long sessions at the keyboard
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Printed to order to reduce waste
• Built to survive coffee spills, deploys, and on-call weekends
• Printed and shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
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✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
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✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
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✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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EU Customers: Orders shipped to the EU include a 14-day cooling-off period. Items must still be unused and in resellable condition.
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